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On fathers day many child celebrate fathers day in funny way, and here we are also posting funny happy fathers day quotes, with these fathers day funny quotes you can make your father happy and can make him laugh on the occasion of happy fathers day. We hope following collections of funny fathers day jokes will entertain you and your father a lot.
Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
— Submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
— Submitted by Mike I., Midland, Mich.
Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
— Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio
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“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
— Submitted by Mark Y., Glendora, Calif.
A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
— Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
— Submitted by Michael H., Canton, Ohio
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So this is the best collection on fathers day funny jokes 2018 use these quotes to make your fathers happy and wish him a very Happy Father’s Day. We hope your father will love you and you also love him, so make him happy and also feel that how much you are proud of him.